So I find out that my dad has prostate cancer. Funny thing is, everyone I've told has laughed and hoped his asshole would fall off. ;_; Dad's a dick 90% of the time, but I'm not always hostile towards him. So he's recovering for surgery, and he'll be just fine, but still. That was a bit of a shock, being as my dad's one of those super-villains who just can't be stopped.

This proves it. Nothing can move the Blob. XD

Driving to Lexington this weekend to visit Ka and Kai's and see those other crazy folk. I ain't staying the night, though, because I've got things to do on sunday. I also have to check out the DAV for some new threads, and buy paint for my room, considering that my check is good enough.

I think I've been leaking pheromones lately or something. The boys keep teasing me and makin' fun of me. *sniffs* Does I smell like woman? What does woman smell like?

And more importantly, this is a question for all you men. I'm feeling very masculine lately, and I plan to keep up this testosterone-kick. What makes YOU feel manly?

Is it eating a big ol' steak? Watching bitches mud-wrestle? Beating puppies with broken skateboards? State your preference, I'm taking notes, here.









--MURPHY--