Mommy was scheduled to visit my house after my dad, Marcy, and Marcy's mom left from giving us an estimate on dishware sellers. She decided to come early, so she could yell at him for not taking her name off of a house morgage that she DOES NOT live in. So he had no idea she was going to be there. The following occured:

Dad: [upon entering the house] Hi Meredith! =)

Mom: *smiles politely*

Dad [FACE SINKS] Hi Sharon! ={

And the coup de'hilarious, as they were leaving:

Mom: Nice BMW out there, Ronnie.

Dad: Thanks.

Mom: Is that the reason you still have me paying morgage for a house that I don't even live in?

Me: THIRD-DEGREE BURNINATIONS. (at least, I thought it...in reality, I was snorting with trying to hold in laughter.)

Dad = ownt.







Maybe he'll learn one day to stop stealing from my mom. Rat bastard.

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