Due to a recent conversation, I decide to do a small and well-deserved rant about FFVIII. I'll be the first to admit that I was one of the blokes that witnessed the trailer for the game, and shunned it for its romantic imagery and theme. One look at Squall and Rinoa, and it was curtain call for hammertime. Once I actually tried my hand at the game, with reluctance at beginning, I turned a new leaf, and gave it the benefit of the doubt that it just might be a decent game. The junction system wasn't too easy or difficult to use, guardian forces had HP just like your party members, you could take tests to raise how much gil you earned, not to mention the interesting military aspect of the Garden schools. Overall, thoroughly entertaining. So anyone who never played the game or hated it simply for the love theme, just blindfold yourself whenever that Rinoa hoe makes the scene, and it'll all be fine.

Because we all know how useless, whiny, and stereotypical Rinoa was. XD I mean, come on--look at Yuna from FFX or Garnet from FFIX: white mages, yes, bane of my existence, yes, but no where NEAR as offensive as Rinoa. When it comes down to it, who had a pink, frilly bedroom , and forced her POLITICAL FACTION PARTNERS to call her "princess"? I think you know who. Bitch can go choke on a deerburger with extra fail sauce.

Besides, she stole Squall's ring. Klepto-asshole.

Wow, I sure did have a Fuujin icon for a long time. Just one more thing, though. Triple Triad was the most entertaining FF mini-game. I wish I could have bought the real deck. How nerdy is that? Don't answer, because I'll punch you. >X[

I might actually update about my life, one day. You might have to bribe me, though. Death threats, marriage proposals, and ransom notes accepted as well, hurhur.









"Bitch better have my gil..."

--MURPHY--