Dear Murphy,
Here is your horoscope
for Tuesday, April 22:

A rival faction at work or in some social group is trying to usurp you and your team, so keep a sharp eye out and be ready to beat them back. It won't be that hard -- you've got the resources.

I knew it! I KNEW IT. Which one of you out there is out to get me?! Who's talkin' shit?? Because I didn't do nothin' wrong, it was the one-armed man!!