Goddamn you Wii-Nazis GTFO MY TARGET STORE. Lining up at six in the fuggin' morning just to ASK if we have the system. There is always calling, you know. And chances are, if we have them, there are only maybe 10, which I KNOW will be gone in ten minutes. Go spoil your rotten kids with something else. Leave the poor electronics guys alone.

I'm so glad I haven't been back there this week. XD Then I don't have to listen to whatshisnuts go on about how much he knows about music or cameras or games or whatever. Just gotta mention to eeevvveerrryyy guest that comes in, "well, I AM an expert in THIS system, or THIS movie..." XP

On a lighter note, someone left me a really nice compliment a few days ago. And it really made my day. They know who they are, so thanks again...made my day much nicer. <3

Gotta finish xmas shit. Damn, I hate this holiday. X[










'Cause in this world. It's swim or sink--(WHAT THE FAAAAK)

--MURPHY--

[location: electronics boat]
[crowd estimation: 50+ individuals]

Guest: Do you guys carry the Wii?
Me: I'm sorry, but it's random shipments even when they DO come in.
Guest 2: You guys have the Wii?
Me: No, sadly, none today.
Guest 3: Get any Wiis yet?
Me: No 'mam.
Guest 4: Where would your Wii's be located?
Me: In the glass case, but currently, there are none.
Guest 5: When will your Wii's come in?
Me: No one back here actually knows; only the LODs, the store team-leaders, and they won't tell us.
Guest 6 That Was Just Standing Behind Guest 5: Soo...when do you get them in?
Me: >X[

(later on, when Matt comes in)
Me: Let's keep a tally for everyone that asks about a goddamned Wii.
Matt: Shit, that's too easy.
[later on, it picks up with nearly 40 guests having asked about the Wii)
Me: *grabs the walkie and hides behind some DVDs* LOD, we are crawling with charlie! Boogy at 3 o''clock, boogy at 4 o'clock--we need 3 M1A1s, a crate of RPGs, and the paratrooper infantry--STAT!

True story. Too bad no one answered me on the walkie, though. ><;;

I mean, I know the Wii is the most demanded system in America right now, but come-the-fuck-on. I don't think your kids will love you any less if you don't buy a Wii for christmas. Grab a ball of yarn, learn how to knit scarves, and save some cash.

Personally, I want a PS3...







"Matt: I'm seriously about to devour everyone in this store."

--MURPHY--